Dear Justin,
How was your christmas? Mine kind of sucked because all
I got was mail order crap from the refunds my mom always
does and a slab of bacon. She's too cheap to buy me real presents and spends
the extra money on white body suits that her gut hangs
out of. Roger got wasted on New Years and came out of
the closet. I went up to the farm and got plastered on
eggnog with Darin and Casey. Here's a picture of my mom
in the swimming pool. Oh yeah, Kendra says you have a nice
page and your graphics kick some major rear.
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